Album: Accurate Assertions

Description: The tidings ben alwey the sam. The news is always the same.

Description: The tidings ben alwey the sam. The news is always the same.

Description: "Donald Trump is a piece of shit," written in JRR Tolkien's phonetic English Tengwar alphabet.

Description: "Donald Trump is a piece of shit," written in JRR Tolkien's phonetic English Tengwar alphabet.

Description: טראמפ הוא היטלר. אם הוא לא רוצה שיערכו את ההשוואה הזאת, הוא צריך להתנהג אחרת.

Description: טראָמפּ איז היטלער. אויב ער וויל נישט אַז מע פֿאַרגלײַכט אים מיט היטלערן, זאָל ער זיך אַנדערש פֿירן.

Description: Trump Hitler da. Jendeak Hitlerrekin alderatzea nahi ez badu, beste modu batera jokatu beharko luke.

Description: Trump ist Hitler. Wenn er nicht will, dass die Leute ihn mit Hitler vergleichen, sollte er sich anders verhalten.

Description: Trump è Hitler. Se non vuole che la gente lo paragoni a lui, dovrebbe comportarsi diversamente.

Description: Trump esas Hitler. Se il ne volas, ke onu komparez il kun il, il agez altramaniere.

Description: Trump estas Hitler. Se li ne volas, ke oni komparu lin kun li, li agu alimaniere.

Description: Trump est Hitler. S’il ne veut pas que les gens le comparent à lui, il devrait agir autrement.

Description: Trump es Hitler. Si no quiere que la gente lo compare con Hitler, debería actuar de otra manera.

Description: Trump is Hitler. If he doesn't want people saying that, he should stop being Hitler.

Description: sina sona e ni la sina jan epiku. If you understand this, you're an awesome person.

Description: jan ali li kulupu wan. All people are one group; or, the world is one nation.

Description: "If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now" in Globasa: Eger dunya sen pangu, myaw le uje ofpel moyto of to.

Description: Trump wasn't shot. And he was wrong about everything.

Description: TV lies - whether it's the TV from the 80s, or modern nostalgia TV. One of the only things a certain show gets right about the 80s is the monsters. The 80s sucked.

Description: Although Gavin Newsom doesn't think young adults can consent to receive life-saving healthcare, he does think they can consent to sex with him. When he was 39, he dated a 19-year-old. Yet he wants to ban gender transition under the age of 26.

Description: Newsom likes them young (19 when he was 39), but he doesn't want them to have bodily autonomy or get life-saving medical care. Newsom is a creep. Don't vote for Newsom.

Description: Milki sen cori. "Property is theft" in Globasa.

Description: "Ves Striting iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a shtick dreck."

Description: "Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Kier Starmer is a shtick dreck."

Description: ترامب هو متحرش بالأطفال. Trump is a child molester.

Description: ترامب قتل إبستين. Trump killed Epstein.

Description: Trump đã giết Epstein. Trump killed Epstein.

Description: Pinatay ni Trump si Epstein. Trump killed Epstein.

Description: 特朗普是恋童癖患者。Trump is a pedophile.

Description: Trump mató a Epstein. Era presidente cuando Epstein murió y su larga asociación con Epstein le dio un incentivo para callarlo.

Description: Trump es un pederasta.

Description: Owning stuff isn't a job.

Description: "Ram Imanuel iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Rahm Emanuel is a shtick dreck."

Description: "Gavin Nyusum iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Gavin Newsom is a shtick dreck."

Description: Trump is a pedophile. Pass it on.

Description: Ser cringe es ser libre.