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Crewneck Sweatshirts

I'm A Cat (Basque) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Katu bat naiz. "I'm a cat" in Basque.

Tags: animal, cat, furry, furry fandom, linguistics
Trump Wasn't Shot Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Trump wasn't shot. And he was wrong about everything.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, conspiracy, conspiracy theory
TV Lies - The 80s Sucked Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: TV lies - whether it's the TV from the 80s, or modern nostalgia TV. One of the only things a certain show gets right about the 80s is the monsters. The 80s sucked.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s nostalgia, authentic, authenticity
Testosterone: It's Simple Biology Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Testosterone: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbtq
Estradiol: It's Simple Biology Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Estradiol: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbtq
I'm A Cat (High Valyrian) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Kēli iksan. "I'm a cat" in High Valyrian.

Tags: cat, cat lover, cats, dragon, fantasy
Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek' Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Esperanta versio de la fama memea ĉemizo. Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek', mortigu ĉiujn 1989, mi estas rubulo, 410 757 864 530 mortintaj policanoj!

Tags: cynical, dark humor, existential, humor, internet memes
Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda, mori totos 1989, io es persona sin valor, 410,767,864,530 policieros morte

Tags: animal, cute, cynical, dark humor, existential
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: culture, cynical, dark humor, europe, existential
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: culture, cynical, dark humor, europe, existential
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, engrish, existential, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, existential, funny, hieroglyphics
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, existential, funny, hieroglyphics
Burning the American Flag Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Burn 'em if you got 'em.

Tags: american flag, anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti gop
Newsome Likes Them Young Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Although Gavin Newsom doesn't think young adults can consent to receive life-saving healthcare, he does think they can consent to sex with him. When he was 39, he dated a 19-year-old. Yet he wants to ban gender transition under the age of 26.

Tags: left, left wing, pride, queer, queer liberation
Newsom Likes Them Young, But Without Bodily Autonomy Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Newsom likes them young (19 when he was 39), but he doesn't want them to have bodily autonomy or get life-saving medical care. Newsom is a creep. Don't vote for Newsom.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, campaign, democrat, gavin
Never Newsom (Pan Pride Colors) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Show your support as a pan person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become panphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq, pan, pansexual
Never Newsom (Bi Pride Colors) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Show your support as a bi person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become biphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, bisexual, compassion, lgbtq, pride
Never Newsom (Trans Pride Colors) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Show your support for the trans community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, pride, trans ally, trans pride
Never Newsom (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Show your support for the LGBTQ community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq ally, pride, trans ally
Make Pride A Riot Again Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Make Pride a riot again.

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbtq, liberation
Raised Fist With Footlong Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A raised fist holding today's symbol of resistance, the footlong submarine sandwich.

Tags: anarchism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
Trump Is A Pedo (Vietnamese) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Trump là người ái nhi. Trump is a pedophile.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti pedophilia, anti trump, child safety, conspiracy
Property Is Theft (Globasa) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Milki sen cori. "Property is theft" in Globasa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, communism, communist
Anarkiismo (Globasa) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Basili principi de anarkiismo: antiawtoritaya, huru asosya, sekrasi, sohosahay, huruya ji alo globa.

Tags: activism, anarchism, anarchy, autonomy, community
Anarkiismo (Esperanto) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Bazaj principoj de anarkiismo: kontraŭaŭtoritatismo, libera asocio, memrego, interhelpo, libereco kaj alia mondo.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, esperanto, freedom, mutual aid
World Citizen (Globasa) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: The word "world citizen" in Globasa: globayen, lit. "world person".

Tags: cosmopolitan, culture, earth, globe, humanity
Arm the Dolls Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Protect the dolls, and they will be protected for a day. Arm the dolls, and they will be armed for a lifetime.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, gun
God Is Agender (Globasa) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A fairly uncontroversial statement: God has no gender, which means he's agender, which also means he's trans.

Tags: agender, faith, lgbtq, nonbinary, translation
Wes Streeting Is A Shtick Dreck Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: וועס סטריטינג איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Ves Striting iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a piece of shit."

Tags: activism, healthcare, hypocrisy, jewish, labour
Keir Starmer Is A Shtick Dreck Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: קיר סטארמער איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Keir Starmer is a piece of shit."

Tags: jew, jewish, labour, never again, political
GOP = Gang of Pedos Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: GOP stands for gang of pedos. Every day another Republican proves this true. Right now, that includes Donald Trump.

Tags: anti conservative, anti maga, anti pedophilia, anti republican, anti trump
Don't Talk To Cops Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Don't talk to the cops. Shut the fuck up.

Tags: activism, anti police, awareness, civil rights, dont talk
Trump Is A Pedo (Arabic) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: ترامب هو متحرش بالأطفال. Trump is a child molester.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, arabi, arabic
Trump Killed Epstein (Arabic) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: ترامب قتل إبستين. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, anti trump, arabi

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