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English Jewish Kids Hoodie

Description: Created by a person of mixed English and Jewish heritage, for similar people and also for Jews currently living in England. Also plausible as a flag for Jewish dialects of English. Replaces the St George's Cross with a Star of David, uses the same colors. Not a nationalist or in favor of nationalism.

Tags: england, english, english flag, english jewish flag, jewish
Scottish Jewish Kids Hoodie

Description: For use by Scottish Jews, Jewish Scots, and people of mixed Scottish and Jewish ancestry. I'm not Scottish and don't have enough Scottish ancestry to plausibly claim such an identity, but I had the idea for the flag and I'm a certain kind of neurodivergent where I have to make it.

Tags: jewish, jewish pride, jewish scots, jews, judaism
Take Your Meds (Toki Pona) Kids Hoodie

Description: o moku e misikeke sina. "Take your meds" in Toki Pona.

Tags: conlang, constructed language, health, mental health, mental health consumer
Take Your Meds (Toki Pona) Kids Hoodie

Description: o moku e misikeke sina. "Take your meds" in Toki Pona.

Tags: conlang, constructed language, health, mental health, mental health consumer
Klingon Pride Kids Hoodie

Description: A pride item for Klingon speakers and fans. True warriors come in all kinds.

Tags: gay, gay geeks, lesbian, lgbt, lgbtq
I'm A Cat (Basque) Kids Hoodie

Description: Katu bat naiz. "I'm a cat" in Basque.

Tags: animal, basque, cat, euskera, furry
Trump Wasn't Shot Kids Hoodie

Description: Trump wasn't shot. And he was wrong about everything.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, conspiracy, conspiracy theory
Will This Scumbag Die Already? Kids Hoodie

Description: Let people know you're thinking exactly what they're thinking: will this old scumbag die already?

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti dictator, anti fascism, anti fascist
TV Lies - The 80s Sucked Kids Hoodie

Description: TV lies - whether it's the TV from the 80s, or modern nostalgia TV. One of the only things a certain show gets right about the 80s is the monsters. The 80s sucked.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, anti propaganda, authentic, authenticity
Nothing Ever Shatters By Itself, All The Ice Needs A Little Bit of Help Kids Hoodie

Description: Nothing ever shatters by itself; all the ice needs a little bit of help.

Tags: abolish ice, anti trump, chinga la migra, fact, ice
Testosterone: It's Simple Biology Kids Hoodie

Description: Testosterone: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbt
Estradiol: It's Simple Biology Kids Hoodie

Description: Estradiol: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbt
I'm A Cat (High Valyrian) Kids Hoodie

Description: Kēli iksan. "I'm a cat" in High Valyrian.

Tags: artlang, cat, cats, conlang, constructed language
Burning the American Flag Kids Hoodie

Description: Burn 'em if you got 'em.

Tags: american flag, anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti gop
Newsome Likes Them Young Kids Hoodie

Description: Although Gavin Newsom doesn't think young adults can consent to receive life-saving healthcare, he does think they can consent to sex with him. When he was 39, he dated a 19-year-old. Yet he wants to ban gender transition under the age of 26.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, left, left wing, newsom likes them young, newsom sucks
Newsom Likes Them Young, But Without Bodily Autonomy Kids Hoodie

Description: Newsom likes them young (19 when he was 39), but he doesn't want them to have bodily autonomy or get life-saving medical care. Newsom is a creep. Don't vote for Newsom.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, anti gavin, democrat, gavin
Never Newsom (Pan Pride Colors) Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your support as a pan person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become panphobic, too.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Never Newsom (Bi Pride Colors) Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your support as a bi person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become biphobic, too.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, bi
Never Newsom (Trans Pride Colors) Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your support for the trans community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Never Newsom (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Kids Hoodie

Description: Show your support for the LGBTQ community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Make Pride A Riot Again Kids Hoodie

Description: Make Pride a riot again.

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbt, lgbtq
Raised Fist With Footlong Kids Hoodie

Description: A raised fist holding today's symbol of resistance, the footlong submarine sandwich.

Tags: anarchism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
Property Is Theft (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: Milki sen cori. "Property is theft" in Globasa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarcho communist, anarchy, ancom
Anarkiismo (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: Basili principi de anarkiismo: antiawtoritaya, huru asosya, sekrasi, sohosahay, huruya ji alo globa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, anarki, another world is possible, anti authortiarianism
Anarkiismo (Esperanto) Kids Hoodie

Description: Bazaj principoj de anarkiismo: kontraŭaŭtoritatismo, libera asocio, memrego, interhelpo, libereco kaj alia mondo.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, another world is possible, anti authortiarianism, esperanto
World Citizen (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: The word "world citizen" in Globasa: globayen, lit. "world person".

Tags: alterglobalism, alterglobalization, conlang, cosmopolitan, earth
Arm the Dolls Kids Hoodie

Description: Protect the dolls, and they will be protected for a day. Arm the dolls, and they will be armed for a lifetime.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, arm the dolls
God Is Agender (Globasa) Kids Hoodie

Description: A fairly uncontroversial statement: God has no gender, which means he's agender, which also means he's trans.

Tags: agender, conlang, enby, faith, genderless
Wes Streeting Is A Shtick Dreck Kids Hoodie

Description: "Ves Striting iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a shtick dreck."

Tags: anti labour, anti streeting, anti tory, anti wes streeting, corbyn
Keir Starmer Is A Shtick Dreck Kids Hoodie

Description: "Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Kier Starmer is a shtick dreck."

Tags: anti labour, anti starmer, anti tory, corbyn, hebrew israelite
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish, Trans Colors Kids Hoodie

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance, in the trans pride colors.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Kids Hoodie

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
God Is Agender (Lingua Franca Nova) Kids Hoodie

Description: Dio es ajenero. "God is agender" in Elefen.

Tags: agender, conlang, enby, faith, god is agender
Dios es agénero Kids Hoodie

Description: Una aserción no polémica: Dios no tiene sexo, lo que significa que no es binario, lo que significa que es trans.

Tags: agenero, credentia, dios es agenero, dios es cuir, dios es enby
Dio estas senseksa Kids Hoodie

Description: Sufiĉe nepolemika aserto: Dio ne havas sekson, kio signifas, ke li estas senseksa, kio signifas, ke li estas transseksa.

Tags: dio estas kvira, dio estas neduuma, dio estas senseksa, dio estas transgenra, dio estas transseksa
Trump mató a Epstein Kids Hoodie

Description: Trump mató a Epstein. Era presidente cuando Epstein murió y su larga asociación con Epstein le dio un incentivo para callarlo.

Tags: contra abuso infantil, contra el patriarcado, contra trump, derechos de mujeres, donald trump

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