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English Jewish Kids T-Shirt

Description: Created by a person of mixed English and Jewish heritage, for similar people and also for Jews currently living in England. Also plausible as a flag for Jewish dialects of English. Replaces the St George's Cross with a Star of David, uses the same colors. Not a nationalist or in favor of nationalism.

Tags: england, english, english flag, english jewish flag, jewish
Scottish Jewish Kids T-Shirt

Description: For use by Scottish Jews, Jewish Scots, and people of mixed Scottish and Jewish ancestry. I'm not Scottish and don't have enough Scottish ancestry to plausibly claim such an identity, but I had the idea for the flag and I'm a certain kind of neurodivergent where I have to make it.

Tags: jewish, jewish pride, jewish scots, jews, judaism
Take Your Meds (Toki Pona) Kids T-Shirt

Description: o moku e misikeke sina. "Take your meds" in Toki Pona.

Tags: conlang, constructed language, health, mental health, mental health consumer
Take Your Meds (Toki Pona) Kids T-Shirt

Description: o moku e misikeke sina. "Take your meds" in Toki Pona.

Tags: conlang, constructed language, health, mental health, mental health consumer
Klingon Pride Kids T-Shirt

Description: A pride item for Klingon speakers and fans. True warriors come in all kinds.

Tags: gay, gay geeks, lesbian, lgbt, lgbtq
I'm A Cat (Basque) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Katu bat naiz. "I'm a cat" in Basque.

Tags: animal, basque, cat, euskera, furry
Trump Wasn't Shot Kids T-Shirt

Description: Trump wasn't shot. And he was wrong about everything.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, conspiracy, conspiracy theory
Will This Scumbag Die Already? Kids T-Shirt

Description: Let people know you're thinking exactly what they're thinking: will this old scumbag die already?

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti dictator, anti fascism, anti fascist
TV Lies - The 80s Sucked Kids T-Shirt

Description: TV lies - whether it's the TV from the 80s, or modern nostalgia TV. One of the only things a certain show gets right about the 80s is the monsters. The 80s sucked.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, anti propaganda, authentic, authenticity
Nothing Ever Shatters By Itself, All The Ice Needs A Little Bit of Help Kids T-Shirt

Description: Nothing ever shatters by itself; all the ice needs a little bit of help.

Tags: abolish ice, anti trump, chinga la migra, fact, ice
Testosterone: It's Simple Biology Kids T-Shirt

Description: Testosterone: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbt
Estradiol: It's Simple Biology Kids T-Shirt

Description: Estradiol: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbt
I'm A Cat (High Valyrian) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Kēli iksan. "I'm a cat" in High Valyrian.

Tags: artlang, cat, cats, conlang, constructed language
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Kids T-Shirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Kids T-Shirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Kids T-Shirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Kids T-Shirt

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
Burning the American Flag Kids T-Shirt

Description: Burn 'em if you got 'em.

Tags: american flag, anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti gop
Newsome Likes Them Young Kids T-Shirt

Description: Although Gavin Newsom doesn't think young adults can consent to receive life-saving healthcare, he does think they can consent to sex with him. When he was 39, he dated a 19-year-old. Yet he wants to ban gender transition under the age of 26.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, left, left wing, newsom likes them young, newsom sucks
Newsom Likes Them Young, But Without Bodily Autonomy Kids T-Shirt

Description: Newsom likes them young (19 when he was 39), but he doesn't want them to have bodily autonomy or get life-saving medical care. Newsom is a creep. Don't vote for Newsom.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, anti gavin, democrat, gavin
Never Newsom (Pan Pride Colors) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Show your support as a pan person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become panphobic, too.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Never Newsom (Bi Pride Colors) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Show your support as a bi person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become biphobic, too.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, bi
Never Newsom (Trans Pride Colors) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Show your support for the trans community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Never Newsom (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Show your support for the LGBTQ community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: anti gavin newsom, anti homelessness, anti newsom, authenticity, compassion
Make Pride A Riot Again Kids T-Shirt

Description: Make Pride a riot again.

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbt, lgbtq
Raised Fist With Footlong Kids T-Shirt

Description: A raised fist holding today's symbol of resistance, the footlong submarine sandwich.

Tags: anarchism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
Property Is Theft (Globasa) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Milki sen cori. "Property is theft" in Globasa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarcho communist, anarchy, ancom
Anarkiismo (Globasa) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Basili principi de anarkiismo: antiawtoritaya, huru asosya, sekrasi, sohosahay, huruya ji alo globa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, anarki, another world is possible, anti authortiarianism
Anarkiismo (Esperanto) Kids T-Shirt

Description: Bazaj principoj de anarkiismo: kontraŭaŭtoritatismo, libera asocio, memrego, interhelpo, libereco kaj alia mondo.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, another world is possible, anti authortiarianism, esperanto
World Citizen (Globasa) Kids T-Shirt

Description: The word "world citizen" in Globasa: globayen, lit. "world person".

Tags: alterglobalism, alterglobalization, conlang, cosmopolitan, earth
Arm the Dolls Kids T-Shirt

Description: Protect the dolls, and they will be protected for a day. Arm the dolls, and they will be armed for a lifetime.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, arm the dolls
God Is Agender (Globasa) Kids T-Shirt

Description: A fairly uncontroversial statement: God has no gender, which means he's agender, which also means he's trans.

Tags: agender, conlang, enby, faith, genderless
Wes Streeting Is A Shtick Dreck Kids T-Shirt

Description: "Ves Striting iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a shtick dreck."

Tags: anti labour, anti streeting, anti tory, anti wes streeting, corbyn
Keir Starmer Is A Shtick Dreck Kids T-Shirt

Description: "Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek," which is Yiddish for "Kier Starmer is a shtick dreck."

Tags: anti labour, anti starmer, anti tory, corbyn, hebrew israelite
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish, Trans Colors Kids T-Shirt

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance, in the trans pride colors.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Kids T-Shirt

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa

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