Baby & Kids T-Shirts

Description: I wish you would identify as an original joke.

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Description: For bi antifascists.

Description: Veganism is cheaper than smoking. In fact, beans and rice are extremely cheap, as are peanut butter, jelly, and bread, not to mention various types of vegetables. But even if you buy all the good fake meat, it's still cheaper than smoking!

Description: Di beste bobe oyf der velt. די בעסטע באָבע אויף דער וועלט. The best grandmother in the world.

Description: Gluten is literally seitan! Spread the word!

Description: Sportbol - "sportsball" in Hebrew. ספורטבול - "ספורטסבאל" בעברית.

Description: The World Final of Sporps

Description: Varo kun bildo de la flago de GLAT-aj esperantistoj.

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: Pay Congress minimum wage and watch how fast things change. Just bring this up to the people in charge of Congress's wages, who are... wait... God dammit.

Description: Shatter stereotypes: you don't always know who a changeling is. A changeling could be anyone, even the person you least suspect. This is what a changeling looks like.

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in the transfeminine colors.

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Description: תהיו הומוים, תעשו פשעים. Be gay, do crimes.

Description: Any time I hear myself saying "everything's fine" I want to hear the narrator saying, "But everything was not, in fact, fine."

Description: השונאים ישנאו. Hasonim yisnu. Haters will hate.

Description: "If a Chinese wants to be called a Chinese and not a Chinaman, if a Scotsman objects to be called a Scotchman, or if a Negro demands his capital N, it is only the most ordinary politeness to do what is asked of one." -George Orwell, "As I Please," Daily Herald/Tribune (27 February 1947).

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: Hi, Hungary! I'm Dad!

Description: "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a Hebrew orthography inspired by the way Ladino is written in Hebrew characters, but not equivalent to it: רומניס איאונט דומוס

Description: "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a Yiddish-like Hebrew orthography: ראָמאַנעס עאונט דאָמוס.

Description: Are you old enough to remember this guy? Those games were epic.

Description: Socialismo estas, kiam la registaro faras aferojn, kaj ju pli da aferoj la registaro faras, des pli ĝi socialismas.

Description: Socialismo estas, kiam la registaro faras aferojn, kaj ju pli da aferoj la registaro faras, des pli ĝi socialismas.

Description: A text emoticon of a cat face with the trans pride flag as a background. Mrow.

Description: Anarchism is when you break stuff, and the more stuff you break, the anarchister it is.

Description: Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Description: Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.