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Description: A tlhIngan Hol shirt for this year. The phrase "kill me" (HIHoH) in pIqaD.

Description: A Yiddish shirt for this year. הרגע מיך. harge mikh. "Kill me" in Yiddish.

Description: A tlhIngan Hol shirt for this year. The phrase "kill me" (HIHoH) in pIqaD.

Description: Don't let anyone sell you short. Let them know: you're not simply eccentric. You're a certified lunatic.

Description: Hans Kristian Graebener is the neo-Nazi cartoonist stonetoss, as revealed by the Anonymous Comrades Collective.

Description: AI doesn't exist yet. What gets called "AI" isn't actually intelligent, which is why it still needs a human to check over it. Real AI would be capable of checking another AI's work without human involvement.

Description: AI doesn't exist yet. What gets called "AI" isn't actually intelligent, which is why it still needs a human to check over it. Real AI would be capable of checking another AI's work without human involvement.

Description: Usono estas falsa. Disvastigu la veron.

Description: A butterfly with a raised fist for a body in anarchocommunist colors. A version of this with the queer anarchist colors (light pink) instead of the anarchocommunist ones was made by the designer and her partner as a tattoo to cover a scar she received from a sexual assault.

Description: A butterfly with a raised fist for a body in anarchist feminist colors. A version of this with the queer anarchist colors (light pink) instead of the anarchafeminist ones was made by the designer and her partner as a tattoo to cover a scar she received from a sexual assault.

Description: Inside you there're two big ol' puppers. They're very good doggos and they do their best. Give 'em each a treat.

Description: Intellectual property is intellectual theft.

Description: זאָל די קראַפֿט זײַן מיט דיר. zol di kraft zayn mit dir. "May the Force Be With You" in Yiddish.

Description: For when you need to remind yourself that you don't always feel this way.

Description: r u s7i11 t3h pwnz0r? th15 15 4 u

Description: For when you're theoretically open to new partners but don't want to break your routine by doing new things.

Description: For when you're theoretically open to new partners but don't want to break your routine by doing new things.

Description: אני כלבה. ani kalba. "I'm a female dog" or "I'm a bitch."

Description: Are you literally schizo and want people to know? Tell them with this. If you don't want to give the site your info, it's also available as a free SVG: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Literally_schizo.png

Description: כ׳בין אַ הונט. kh'bin a hunt. I'm a dog.

Description: Mi estas hundo.

Description: Ez a gép fasisztákat öl. This machine kills fascists.

Description: Ez a gép fasisztákat öl. This machine kills fascists.

Description: ma Kanata. The name of the country Canada in sitelen pona, as shown in Toki Pona: The Language of Good, colored in Canadian flag colors by me. Normally I wouldn't sell merch promoting a settler colonial country, but because of the asshole in charge of my country (the U.S.) being an asshole, I find it necessary to express my solidarity with Canadians.

Description: השונאים ישנאו. Hasonim yisnu. Haters will hate.

Description: An image of the progress version of the lesbian pride flag on the merch of your choice.

Description: I'm not the biggest fan of the Bolsheviks or their successors, but I have to admit they did one thing right: they killed Nicholas II (yemach shmoy). People of all backgrounds should be able to agree that this was good.

Description: Want to get someone off your back and you're not quite sure how? Try this. It works on a significant portion of the population.

Description: Want to get someone off your back and you're not quite sure how? Try this. It works on a significant portion of the population.

Description: Are you literally schizo and want people to know? Tell them with this. If you don't want to give the site your info, it's also available as a free SVG: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Literally_schizo2.svg

Description: Want to get someone off your back and you're not quite sure how? Try this. It works on a significant portion of the population.

Description: Antifasiszta akció. Antifascist action.

Description: "The World Is A Village, And I'm Its Idiot," a self-deprecating twist on the "global village" idea, for anyone who's made peace with being the fool of the whole planet.

Description: The hand that will rule the world: one big union.

Description: Anarchia ordo est. Anarchy is order.

Description: Ben bir aslanım. "I'm a lion" (gender-neutral) in Turkish.