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Description: "If suemol atosi, binol vemo bisarik" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Volapük, a 19th-century constructed international auxiliary language.

Description: Let's get shicker!

Description: "If suemol atosi, binol vemo bisarik" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Volapük, a 19th-century constructed international auxiliary language.

Description: "va'o lo nu do smujmi ti kei do mutce cizra" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Lojban, a logical constructed language designed around formal predicate logic.

Description: "va'o lo nu do smujmi ti kei do mutce cizra" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Lojban, a logical constructed language designed around formal predicate logic.

Description: Sili to pochuye xiting, to pagal. If you understand this, you're nuts.

Description: "ɵ̄ʃ ʌ ʌſ ʋȷ ʜ̄ȷ ōı ƨȷ، ʌſ ʋȷ xıxſɕ ʋ̄" (Likanu script) / "hon ta tu le pen in ne, tu le kikuwa lan" (Latin) — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Kokanu, a minimalist constructed language built on Toki Pona's design principles (a Tokiponido).

Description: "ɵ̄ʃ ʌ ʌſ ʋȷ ʜ̄ȷ ōı ƨȷ، ʌſ ʋȷ xıxſɕ ʋ̄" (Likanu script) / "hon ta tu le pen in ne, tu le kikuwa lan" (Latin) — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Kokanu, a minimalist constructed language built on Toki Pona's design principles (a Tokiponido).

Description: "hôn fos nîmû li hêfîn ôfo, nîmû li gonzîl êto" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Hisyeo, an extremely obscure constructed language and a Tokiponido (a language built on Toki Pona's design principles).

Description: "I'm a fox" in Interslavic (Ja jesm lisica).

Description: Ja jesm lev. "I'm A Lion" in Interslavic.

Description: "hôn fos nîmû li hêfîn ôfo, nîmû li gonzîl êto" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Hisyeo, an extremely obscure constructed language and a Tokiponido (a language built on Toki Pona's design principles).

Description: "Hash yer tiholi jin, hash yer qemmemmo sekosshi" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Dothraki, the constructed language from Game of Thrones.

Description: Ja jesm ljvica. "I'm a lioness" in Interslavic.

Description: 420 in Hebrew numerals (ת״כ).

Description: "Hash yer tiholi jin, hash yer qemmemmo sekosshi" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Dothraki, the constructed language from Game of Thrones.

Description: The Hebrew word “justice” (צדק, tsedek, sedek, ṣedeq) in the anarchafeminist colors.

Description: The Hebrew word “justice” (צדק, tsedek, sedek, ṣedeq) in the green anarchist colors.

Description: "Ede va batcoba doplekul, til divulapaf" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Kotava, a constructed international auxiliary language notable for its a priori vocabulary (built from scratch rather than borrowed from existing languages).

Description: "Ede va batcoba doplekul, til divulapaf" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Kotava, a constructed international auxiliary language notable for its a priori vocabulary (built from scratch rather than borrowed from existing languages).

Description: "Txo ngal fì'ut tslivam, nga hek nìtxan" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Na'vi, the constructed language from Avatar.

Description: Show your support in Turkish for Ukraine's struggle against imperialism with this: "Şan olsun Ukrayna'ya" (Glory to Ukraine!)

Description: Im muig. "I'm a cat" in Sindarin.

Description: Nanyë yaulë. "I'm a cat" in Quenya.

Description: vIghro' jIH. "I'm a cat" in tlhIngan Hol.

Description: Please excuse me; I'm just a backwoods Ohio bumpkin who doesn't understand your big city ways. Normally I'm unapologetic about who I am, but Ohio is the exception.

Description: "Txo ngal fì'ut tslivam, nga hek nìtxan" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Na'vi, the constructed language from Avatar.

Description: Let people know you've already been rectally probed by ICE with this darkly satirical message.

Description: וועס סטריטינג איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Ves Striting iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a piece of shit" — in trans pride colors, for the "Labour" Health Secretary who governed trans healthcare access into the ground.

Description: Ja jesm kotka. "I'm a cat" in Interslavic.

Description: Even in a time like today, everyone knows Kahane was wrong (כהנא טעה).

Description: Even in a time like today, everyone knows Kahane wasn't right (כהנא לא צדק).

Description: For genderfluid people who are antifascists.

Description: Ja jesm kot. "I'm a cat" in Interslavic.

Description: Transmener zenen mener. טראַנסמענער זענען מענער. Trans men are men.

Description: קיר סטארמער איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Keir Starmer is a piece of shit" — in trans pride colors, for a Prime Minister whose government bent over backwards to be cruel to trans people.