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Description: "Putin jest chujem" — "Putin is a dick" in Polish, the Polish equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. The original Ukrainian appears on the back of the T-shirt only.

Description: Hoopy Hanukkah, Jewish froods!

Description: "Putin je chuj" — "Putin is a dick" in Czech and Slovak, the Czech/Slovak equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. On the back of the T-shirt only, the original Ukrainian version appears.

Description: "Putin on mulkku" — "Putin is a dick" in Finnish, the Finnish equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. On the back of the T-shirt only, the original Ukrainian also appears.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

Description: The Ladino word “love” (אמור, amor) on top of an image of the Bi Pride Flag.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

Description: We live in an anxiety. At least I do, and so do all my partners. If you also live in an anxiety, this is probably for you. I hate writing these.

Description: You might enjoy being mean to me, but my voices are meaner than you could ever hope to be, so it's a drop in the bucket.

Description: "Putin est nebulo" — "Putin is a scoundrel" in Latin, using nebulo, a well-attested Roman term of contempt found throughout Cicero and Plautus. On the back of the T-shirt only, the Ukrainian original also appears.

Description: Trans and/or neurodivergent? Show that you're a huge problem to a sane world.

Description: Trans and/or neurodivergent? Show that you're a huge problem to a sane world.

Description: Trans and/or neurodivergent? Show that you're a huge problem to a sane world.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

Description: Abortion on demand is good, actually.

Description: The text "[citation needed]" in the OpenDyslexic font. Comes in handy for protests, counterprotests, and so on.

Description: Abortion on demand is good, actually.

Description: If you've never been cringe, you've never been free.

Description: Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the socialister it is. OpenDyslexic version.

Description: Xanti? Kam yu Globasa? Peace! Do you speak Globasa?

Description: Show your pride in being part of the Globohomo™ elite.

Description: Xukra, me nefra to. "Thanks, I hate it" in Globasa.

Description: Xukra, me nefra to. "Thanks, I hate it" in Globasa.

Description: Le cringe c'est la liberté.

Description: Cringe sein heißt frei sein.

Description: Ser cringe es ser libre.

Description: A sophisticated joke for mature people.

Description: The word "Jew" in Globasa (Yehudiyen).

Description: And every day, but preferably right now.

Description: אני זאב. ani z'év. "I'm a wolf" in Hebrew.

Description: אני זאבה. ani z'evá. "I'm a she-wolf" in Hebrew.

Description: Esperanto amas Tokiponon. toki Epelanto li olin e toki pona. Esperanto loves Toki Pona.

Description: אם את.ה מבינ.ה את זה, אני ואת.ה בסכנה. "If you understand this, you and I are in danger" in Hebrew, using gender-neutral notation.

Description: "الكل يكره الشرطة" — "Everyone hates the police" in Arabic, paired with the classic anarchist symbol.

Description: A hippo in the "Progress" variant of the LGBTQ pride colors.