Shorts

Description: Wear this shirt so that everyone onboard your ship knows to stay on guard.

Description: Wear this shirt to let people know you're designated to drink for those who can't.

Description: An Australian flag being pooped on. Sorry for desecrating poop.

Description: A Canadian flag being pooped on. Sorry for desecrating poop.

Description: A fetus is not a baby. It's basic biology. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: Tell people that you're 100% pro-abortion, on demand, without apology. Profits will be periodically donated to the Baltimore Abortion Fund.

Description: מאַכט אַ טומל לשם־שמים. Makht a tuml leshem-shemayim. Make good trouble.

Description: The word "Jew" in Malayalam (ജൂതൻ jūtan).

Description: ¡A la mierda la tiranía cristiana! De una manera u otra, este régimen nacionalista cristiano ultraderechista se tiene que acabar.

Description: Fuck Christian tyranny! One way or another, this unpopular, far-right Christian nationalist despotic regime calling itself the Supreme Court has to end!

Description: The word "Jew" in Japanese (ユダヤ人 Yudaya-jin).

Description: The word "Jew" in Indonesian, Malay, or Turkish (Yahudi).

Description: The word "Jew (feminine)" or "Jewess" in Portuguese (judia).

Description: The word "Jew (masculine)" in Portuguese (judeu).

Description: The word "Jew" in English, just to let people know who you are.

Description: The word "Jew (feminine)" or "Jewess" in Spanish (judía).

Description: The word "Jew (masculine)" in Spanish (judío).

Description: The word "Jew (feminine)" in Arabic (يهودية yahūdiyya).

Description: The word "Jew (masculine)" in Arabic (يهودي yahūdiyy).

Description: The word "Jew" in Bangla (ইহুদি ihudi).

Description: The word "Jew" in Urdu (یہودی yahūdī) or Panjabi.

Description: The word "Jew" in Hindi (यहूदी yahūdī)

Description: The word "Jew" in Indonesian, Malay, or Turkish (Yahudi).

Description: The word "Jew (feminine)" or "Jewess" in Portuguese (judia).

Description: The word "Jew (masculine)" in Portuguese (judeu).

Description: The word "Jew (masculine)" in Spanish (judío).

Description: The word "Jew" in Bangla (ইহুদি ihudi).

Description: The word "Jew" in Urdu (یہودی yahūdī) or Panjabi.

Description: The word "Jew" in Hindi (यहूदी yahūdī)

Description: Diru al ĉiuj, ke ĉiuj fajfas.

Description: "Communism will win" in Toki Pona ("nasin pi jo kulupu li pini pona").

Description: Sic semper fascistis! So always to fascists! A statement of fact.

Description: Le rul wa. "I'm a cat" in Láadan.

Description: Me es un gato. "I'm a cat" in Elefen.

Description: Me es un gato. "I'm a cat" in Elefen.

Description: "I'm a lioness" in Hebrew (אני לביאה ani levia).