Shorts

Description: Mi flue parolas la anglan. I don't speak any English.

Description: Why don't incels go fuck themselves? For years this question has plagued the top minds of our world. Our survival may depend on its solution, or maybe not, but incels should still go fuck themselves and leave everyone else alone.

Description: The word "Kana`an" in Phoenician.

Description: Di beste mame oyf der velt. די בעסטע מאַמע אויף דער וועלט. The best mother in the world.

Description: The Komets Alef (Kometz Aleph), a symbol of Yiddish.

Description: Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the socialister it is.

Description: This may only be bought by the CEO of Antifa, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of LIGMA.

Description: Ani ohevet nashim. אני אוהבת נשים. I love women. For Sapphic Jews.

Description: I wish you would identify as an original joke.

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Description: For mentally ill tranny demon hackers to show our pride.

Description: For bi antifascists.

Description: Di beste bobe oyf der velt. די בעסטע באָבע אויף דער וועלט. The best grandmother in the world.

Description: Gluten is literally seitan! Spread the word!

Description: Varo kun bildo de la flago de GLAT-aj esperantistoj.

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Description: Ĉi tiu maŝino mortigas faŝistojn.

Description: Pay Congress minimum wage and watch how fast things change. Just bring this up to the people in charge of Congress's wages, who are... wait... God dammit.

Description: Shatter stereotypes: you don't always know who a changeling is. A changeling could be anyone, even the person you least suspect. This is what a changeling looks like.

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in the transfeminine colors.

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Description: Any time I hear myself saying "everything's fine" I want to hear the narrator saying, "But everything was not, in fact, fine."

Description: Apologize to the NAP.

Description: "If a Chinese wants to be called a Chinese and not a Chinaman, if a Scotsman objects to be called a Scotchman, or if a Negro demands his capital N, it is only the most ordinary politeness to do what is asked of one." -George Orwell, "As I Please," Daily Herald/Tribune (27 February 1947).

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Description: Are you old enough to remember the ubiquitous main character of old DOS games? Wear them with pride.

Description: Socialismo estas, kiam la registaro faras aferojn, kaj ju pli da aferoj la registaro faras, des pli ĝi socialismas.

Description: "Yub Nub" in cursive Hebrew/Yiddish letters.

Description: A text emoticon of a cat face with the trans pride flag as a background. Mrow.

Description: Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Description: Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Description: This machine kills fascists. אָט די מאַשין הרגעט פֿאַשיסטן. Ot di mashin harget fashistn.

Description: Fuck AA/NA/etc.. It doesn't matter which flavor of state-mandated Christian cult you're talking about; it's all terrible and oppressive and abusive.