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TV Lies - The 80s Sucked Tank Top

Description: TV lies - whether it's the TV from the 80s, or modern nostalgia TV. One of the only things a certain show gets right about the 80s is the monsters. The 80s sucked.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s nostalgia, authentic, authenticity
Testosterone: It's Simple Biology Tank Top

Description: Testosterone: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbtq
Estradiol: It's Simple Biology Tank Top

Description: Estradiol: it's simple biology. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped after eighth grade.

Tags: biology, chemistry, equality, formula, lgbtq
I'm A Cat (High Valyrian) Tank Top

Description: Kēli iksan. "I'm a cat" in High Valyrian.

Tags: cat, cat lover, cats, dragon, fantasy
Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek' Tank Top

Description: Esperanta versio de la fama memea ĉemizo. Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek', mortigu ĉiujn 1989, mi estas rubulo, 410 757 864 530 mortintaj policanoj!

Tags: cynical, dark humor, existential, humor, internet memes
Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda Tank Top

Description: Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda, mori totos 1989, io es persona sin valor, 410,767,864,530 policieros morte

Tags: animal, cute, cynical, dark humor, existential
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Tank Top

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: culture, cynical, dark humor, europe, existential
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Tank Top

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: culture, cynical, dark humor, europe, existential
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Tank Top

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, engrish, existential, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Tank Top

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Tank Top

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, existential, funny, hieroglyphics
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Tank Top

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, existential, funny, hieroglyphics
Burning the American Flag Tank Top

Description: Burn 'em if you got 'em.

Tags: american flag, anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti gop
Never Newsom (Pan Pride Colors) Tank Top

Description: Show your support as a pan person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become panphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq, pan, pansexual
Never Newsom (Bi Pride Colors) Tank Top

Description: Show your support as a bi person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become biphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, bisexual, compassion, lgbtq, pride
Never Newsom (Trans Pride Colors) Tank Top

Description: Show your support for the trans community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, pride, trans ally, trans pride
Never Newsom (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Tank Top

Description: Show your support for the LGBTQ community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq ally, pride, trans ally
Make Pride A Riot Again Tank Top

Description: Make Pride a riot again.

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbtq, liberation
Raised Fist With Footlong Tank Top

Description: A raised fist holding today's symbol of resistance, the footlong submarine sandwich.

Tags: anarchism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
Trump Is A Pedo (Vietnamese) Tank Top

Description: Trump là người ái nhi. Trump is a pedophile.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti pedophilia, anti trump, child safety, conspiracy
Property Is Theft (Globasa) Tank Top

Description: Milki sen cori. "Property is theft" in Globasa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, communism, communist
Anarkiismo (Globasa) Tank Top

Description: Basili principi de anarkiismo: antiawtoritaya, huru asosya, sekrasi, sohosahay, huruya ji alo globa.

Tags: activism, anarchism, anarchy, autonomy, community
Anarkiismo (Esperanto) Tank Top

Description: Bazaj principoj de anarkiismo: kontraŭaŭtoritatismo, libera asocio, memrego, interhelpo, libereco kaj alia mondo.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, esperanto, freedom, mutual aid
World Citizen (Globasa) Tank Top

Description: The word "world citizen" in Globasa: globayen, lit. "world person".

Tags: cosmopolitan, culture, earth, globe, humanity
Arm the Dolls Tank Top

Description: Protect the dolls, and they will be protected for a day. Arm the dolls, and they will be armed for a lifetime.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, gun
God Is Agender (Globasa) Tank Top

Description: A fairly uncontroversial statement: God has no gender, which means he's agender, which also means he's trans.

Tags: agender, faith, lgbtq, nonbinary, translation
Wes Streeting Is A Shtick Dreck Tank Top

Description: וועס סטריטינג איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Ves Striting iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a piece of shit."

Tags: activism, healthcare, hypocrisy, jewish, labour
Keir Starmer Is A Shtick Dreck Tank Top

Description: קיר סטארמער איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Keir Starmer is a piece of shit."

Tags: jew, jewish, labour, never again, political
GOP = Gang of Pedos Tank Top

Description: GOP stands for gang of pedos. Every day another Republican proves this true. Right now, that includes Donald Trump.

Tags: anti conservative, anti maga, anti pedophilia, anti republican, anti trump
Don't Talk To Cops Tank Top

Description: Don't talk to the cops. Shut the fuck up.

Tags: activism, anti police, awareness, civil rights, dont talk
Trump Is A Pedo (Arabic) Tank Top

Description: ترامب هو متحرش بالأطفال. Trump is a child molester.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, arabi, arabic
Trump Killed Epstein (Arabic) Tank Top

Description: ترامب قتل إبستين. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, anti trump, arabi
Trump Killed Epstein (Vietnamese) Tank Top

Description: Trump đã giết Epstein. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti pedophilia, anti trump, child safety, conspiracy
Trump Killed Epstein (Tagalog) Tank Top

Description: Pinatay ni Trump si Epstein. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti trump, child safety, conservatives are pedophiles
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish, Trans Colors Tank Top

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance, in the trans pride colors.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Tank Top

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa

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