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I Wish You Would Identify As An Original Joke Tank Top

Description: I wish you would identify as an original joke.

Tags: anti conservative, antifa, anti fascist, anti gop, anti republican
Literally 1984 Tank Top

Description: As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Tags: us politics, mocking, thought police, america, politics
Mentally Ill Tr*nny Demon Hacker Tank Top

Description: For mentally ill tranny demon hackers to show our pride.

Tags: transgender pride, antifascism, antifa, reclaiming, leftism
Bi Antifascist Action Tank Top

Description: For bi antifascists.

Tags: anarchism, antifa, antifascist, antifascist action, bi
Veganism: It's Cheaper Than Smoking Tank Top

Description: Veganism is cheaper than smoking. In fact, beans and rice are extremely cheap, as are peanut butter, jelly, and bread, not to mention various types of vegetables. But even if you buy all the good fake meat, it's still cheaper than smoking!

Tags: vegetarian, irony, humor, sarcasm, funny vegan
World's Best Grandma (Yiddish) Tank Top

Description: Di beste bobe oyf der velt. די בעסטע באָבע אויף דער וועלט. The best grandmother in the world.

Tags: worlds best grandmother, grandma, grandmother, mothers day, bubbe
Gluten Is Literally Seitan Tank Top

Description: Gluten is literally seitan! Spread the word!

Tags: hail seitan, seitan, gluten, green, jokes
Sportbol Tank Top

Description: Sportbol - "sportsball" in Hebrew. ספורטבול - "ספורטסבאל" בעברית.

Tags: meme translation, meme, hebrew, judaism, internet humor
Booper Soul Tank Top

Description: The World Final of Sporps

Tags: super, i what, amirite, what is sport, sporps
GLAT-a Esperanto-flagaĵo Tank Top

Description: Varo kun bildo de la flago de GLAT-aj esperantistoj.

Tags: chielarko, esperanto, fierflago, fiero, flago
Haec machina fascistas interficit Tank Top

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Tags: anarchismus, anarchism, communismus, communism, antifascismus
Haec machina fascistas interficit Tank Top

Description: Haec machina fascistas interficit. This machine kills fascists.

Tags: linguistics, lingua latina, socialism, anarchismus, antifascismus
100% Trans Fat Tank Top

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Tags: transgender pride, decolonization, fat pride, wordplay, fat and trans
100% Trans Fat Tank Top

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Tags: transgender pride, trans, transgender, pun, queer
100% Trans Fat Tank Top

Description: For people who are 100% Trans Fat.

Tags: transgender pride, fat acceptance, body positivity, decolonization, transgender
Pay Congress Minimum Wage Tank Top

Description: Pay Congress minimum wage and watch how fast things change. Just bring this up to the people in charge of Congress's wages, who are... wait... God dammit.

Tags: poverty, socialism, poor, economy, wages
This Is What A Changeling Looks Like Tank Top

Description: Shatter stereotypes: you don't always know who a changeling is. A changeling could be anyone, even the person you least suspect. This is what a changeling looks like.

Tags: fae, mythological creature, mythology, funny, otherkin
t4t (Transfeminine Colors) Tank Top

Description: The classic initialism "t4t" in the transfeminine colors.

Tags: transgender pride, trans culture, feminism, femme, trans woman
Jewish Cat Mother Tank Top

Description: Are you a concerned Jewish Cat Mother who cares about your ketslekh? Say it proudly.

Tags: cat, mom, jewish cat mother, jewish mother, jews
Be Gay, Do Crimes (Hebrew) Tank Top

Description: תהיו הומוים, תעשו פשעים. Be gay, do crimes.

Tags: judaism, ivrit, queer, jewish, hebrew
But Everything Was Not, In Fact, Fine Tank Top

Description: Any time I hear myself saying "everything's fine" I want to hear the narrator saying, "But everything was not, in fact, fine."

Tags: anxiety, bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, depression, everythings fine
Haters Will Hate Tank Top

Description: השונאים ישנאו. Hasonim yisnu. Haters will hate.

Tags: ally, enemies, funny, happy purim, haters
Orwell Supported "Political Correctness", Actually Tank Top

Description: "If a Chinese wants to be called a Chinese and not a Chinaman, if a Scotsman objects to be called a Scotchman, or if a Negro demands his capital N, it is only the most ordinary politeness to do what is asked of one." -George Orwell, "As I Please," Daily Herald/Tribune (27 February 1947).

Tags: orwell, anti cooption, orwellian, anti appropriation, anti republican
1312 (Cistercian numeral) Tank Top

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Tags: acab, defund the police, dork, socialism, cistercian numeral
1312 (Cistercian numeral) Tank Top

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Tags: anarchism, acab all cops are bastards, communism, defund the police, socialism
1312 (Cistercian numeral) Tank Top

Description: The Cistercian numeral for 1312, in case you're both anti-police and also a huge dork.

Tags: police brutality, defund the police, socialism, anti state, anarchy
Hi, Hungary! I'm Dad! Tank Top

Description: Hi, Hungary! I'm Dad!

Tags: magyarorszag, dad jokes are how eye roll, dad, fathers day, hungarian flag
Romanes Eunt Domus Tank Top

Description: "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a Hebrew orthography inspired by the way Ladino is written in Hebrew characters, but not equivalent to it: רומניס איאונט דומוס

Tags: judeo latin, humor, jewish humor, ladino orthography, hebrew script
Romanes Eunt Domus Tank Top

Description: "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a Yiddish-like Hebrew orthography: ראָמאַנעס עאונט דאָמוס.

Tags: hebrew, joke, yehuda, pop culture, cultural reference
Ancient Hero Tank Top

Description: Are you old enough to remember this guy? Those games were epic.

Tags: ancient history, ansii, computer, computer history, dos games
Socialismo estas kiam la registaro faras aferojn Tank Top

Description: Socialismo estas, kiam la registaro faras aferojn, kaj ju pli da aferoj la registaro faras, des pli ĝi socialismas.

Tags: parody, parodio, maldekstrismo, politics, politiko
Socialismo Estas Kiam La Registaro Faras Aferojn Tank Top

Description: Socialismo estas, kiam la registaro faras aferojn, kaj ju pli da aferoj la registaro faras, des pli ĝi socialismas.

Tags: definition, parodio, leftism, difino, parody
Trans Pride Cat Face Smiley Tank Top

Description: A text emoticon of a cat face with the trans pride flag as a background. Mrow.

Tags: meow, unicode, transgender pride, transgender, gsm
Anarchism Is When You Break Stuff Tank Top

Description: Anarchism is when you break stuff, and the more stuff you break, the anarchister it is.

Tags: parody, political, politics, ancom, anarchist
Designated Driver (Yiddish, Feminine) Tank Top

Description: Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Tags: designated driver, ashkenazi, ashkenazi jewish, yiddish culture, ashkenazi jews
Designated Driver (Yiddish, Masculine) Tank Top

Description: Zikher iz zikher! זיכער איז זיכער! Better safe than sorry!

Tags: yiddish culture, pikuekh nefesh, jewish, pikuach nefesh, designated driver

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