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Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek' Tote

Description: Esperanta versio de la fama memea ĉemizo. Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek', mortigu ĉiujn 1989, mi estas rubulo, 410 757 864 530 mortintaj policanoj!

Tags: cynical, dark humor, existential, humor, internet memes
Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda Tote

Description: Nascite pro morir, mundo es un merda, mori totos 1989, io es persona sin valor, 410,767,864,530 policieros morte

Tags: animal, cute, cynical, dark humor, existential
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Tote

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: culture, cynical, dark humor, europe, existential
Naseda per mori, mundo es un merda Tote

Description: NASEDA PER MORI, MUNDO ES UN MERDA, 新通用语 Mori Tota Los 1989, Me es person dejetada, 410,757,864,530 POLISIORES MOR

Tags: culture, cynical, dark humor, europe, existential
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Tote

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, engrish, existential, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen pona) Tote

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 tenpo pini la mi moli e jan ali. mi jan jaki. jan lawa moli mute mute mute mute mute.

Tags: artlang, born to die world is a fuck, conlang, constructed language, funny
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Tote

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, existential, funny, hieroglyphics
mi kama lon tawa moli (sitelen suwi version by nasa Lipuli) Tote

Description: mi kama lon tawa moli. ma li pakala. 言好 sike luka luka ale luka tu tu ale mute mute mute mute luka luka luka tu tu la o moli e ale. mi jan jaki. jan moli lawa mute mute ale ale ale ale ale wan ale ale ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale ale mute mute luka luka ale ale ale luka tu ale ale ale mute mute mute mute ale ale luka wan ale ale mute mute ale luka ale mute luka luka. sitelen suwi version and altered translation by nasa Lipuli.

Tags: alphabet, dark humor, existential, funny, hieroglyphics
Burning the American Flag Tote

Description: Burn 'em if you got 'em.

Tags: american flag, anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti gop
Newsome Likes Them Young Tote

Description: Although Gavin Newsom doesn't think young adults can consent to receive life-saving healthcare, he does think they can consent to sex with him. When he was 39, he dated a 19-year-old. Yet he wants to ban gender transition under the age of 26.

Tags: left, left wing, pride, queer, queer liberation
Newsom Likes Them Young, But Without Bodily Autonomy Tote

Description: Newsom likes them young (19 when he was 39), but he doesn't want them to have bodily autonomy or get life-saving medical care. Newsom is a creep. Don't vote for Newsom.

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, campaign, democrat, gavin
Never Newsom (Pan Pride Colors) Tote

Description: Show your support as a pan person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become panphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq, pan, pansexual
Never Newsom (Bi Pride Colors) Tote

Description: Show your support as a bi person for trans and unhoused people by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom. Heck, for all I know, by the time you've read this description, he'll have become biphobic, too.

Tags: authenticity, bisexual, compassion, lgbtq, pride
Never Newsom (Trans Pride Colors) Tote

Description: Show your support for the trans community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, pride, trans ally, trans pride
Never Newsom (LGBTQ Pride Colors) Tote

Description: Show your support for the LGBTQ community by firmly stating you will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

Tags: authenticity, compassion, lgbtq ally, pride, trans ally
Make Pride A Riot Again Tote

Description: Make Pride a riot again.

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbtq, liberation
Raised Fist With Footlong Tote

Description: A raised fist holding today's symbol of resistance, the footlong submarine sandwich.

Tags: anarchism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
Trump Is A Pedo (Vietnamese) Tote

Description: Trump là người ái nhi. Trump is a pedophile.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti pedophilia, anti trump, child safety, conspiracy
Property Is Theft (Globasa) Tote

Description: Milki sen cori. "Property is theft" in Globasa.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, communism, communist
Anarkiismo (Globasa) Tote

Description: Basili principi de anarkiismo: antiawtoritaya, huru asosya, sekrasi, sohosahay, huruya ji alo globa.

Tags: activism, anarchism, anarchy, autonomy, community
Anarkiismo (Esperanto) Tote

Description: Bazaj principoj de anarkiismo: kontraŭaŭtoritatismo, libera asocio, memrego, interhelpo, libereco kaj alia mondo.

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, esperanto, freedom, mutual aid
World Citizen (Globasa) Tote

Description: The word "world citizen" in Globasa: globayen, lit. "world person".

Tags: cosmopolitan, culture, earth, globe, humanity
Arm the Dolls Tote

Description: Protect the dolls, and they will be protected for a day. Arm the dolls, and they will be armed for a lifetime.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, gun
God Is Agender (Globasa) Tote

Description: A fairly uncontroversial statement: God has no gender, which means he's agender, which also means he's trans.

Tags: agender, faith, lgbtq, nonbinary, translation
Wes Streeting Is A Shtick Dreck Tote

Description: וועס סטריטינג איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Ves Striting iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Wes Streeting is a piece of shit."

Tags: activism, healthcare, hypocrisy, jewish, labour
Keir Starmer Is A Shtick Dreck Tote

Description: קיר סטארמער איז אַ שטיק דרעק — Kir Starmer iz a shtik drek. Yiddish for "Keir Starmer is a piece of shit."

Tags: jew, jewish, labour, never again, political
GOP = Gang of Pedos Tote

Description: GOP stands for gang of pedos. Every day another Republican proves this true. Right now, that includes Donald Trump.

Tags: anti conservative, anti maga, anti pedophilia, anti republican, anti trump
Don't Talk To Cops Tote

Description: Don't talk to the cops. Shut the fuck up.

Tags: activism, anti police, awareness, civil rights, dont talk
Trump Is A Pedo (Arabic) Tote

Description: ترامب هو متحرش بالأطفال. Trump is a child molester.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, arabi, arabic
Trump Killed Epstein (Arabic) Tote

Description: ترامب قتل إبستين. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti pedophile, anti trump, arabi
Trump Killed Epstein (Vietnamese) Tote

Description: Trump đã giết Epstein. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti pedophilia, anti trump, child safety, conspiracy
Trump Killed Epstein (Tagalog) Tote

Description: Pinatay ni Trump si Epstein. Trump killed Epstein.

Tags: anti child abuse, anti patriarchy, anti trump, child safety, conservatives are pedophiles
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish, Trans Colors Tote

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance, in the trans pride colors.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Tote

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance.

Tags: anti authoritarian, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, antifa
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Tote

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-authoritarian resistance.

Tags: activist, antifa, anti authoritarian, jewish, anti racism
We Will Outlive Them (Yiddish) Tote

Description: "Mir veln zey iberlebn", a Yiddish anti-Nazi slogan meaning "We will outlive them," with a symbol of Jewish anti-fascist action.

Tags: anti racism, antifa, antifaschistische aktion, antifascism, antifascist

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