Totes

Description: דאָס איז דאָ נאָר כּדי צו שרעקן אַנטיסעמיטן. Dos iz do nor kdey tsu shrekn antisemitn. This is only here to scare antisemites.

Description: nasin mani li ike. Capitalism is bad.

Description: אם אין קפה לי מה לי? ואם קפה לי מה אני? ואם לא עכשיו לילה טוב. If I have no coffee, what do I have? And if I am only for coffee, what am I? And if not now, goodnight.

Description: nasin mani li ike. Capitalism is bad.

Description: The word "vegan" in Yiddish (וועגאַנער veganer).

Description: A rallying cry for soldiers in the War on Christmas: fuck Christmas and fuck Jesus! We won't rest until this, specifically, is on your holiday coffee cups.

Description: קאָמוניזם וועט זיך מתגבר זײַן. komunizm vet zikh misgaber zayn. Communism will prevail. Note: this isn't a statement in support of any of the states run by so-called "communist parties," where communism is obviously nowhere close to prevailing.

Description: "1312" in hexadecimal (0x520).

Description: Am Yisrael High! It's both the truth and a way of saying you're a Jew who's really into weed.

Description: 420 in Hebrew numerals (ת״כ).

Description: No cops at pride: good. No cops: better.

Description: This may only be bought by the CEO of Antifa, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of LIGMA.

Description: The meaning of Chanukah: violent anti-imperialism leads to miracles.

Description: Show your Ashkenazi Jewish pride for Chanukah with this Yinglish T-shirt: My mishpokhe fought Antyokhes HoRoshe and all I got was this farkakte T-shirt.

Description: Antisemitism is both immoral and incorrect.

Description: For Jews who've reJewvenated themselves, or been reJewvenated by someone else.

Description: For Jews who've reJewvenated themselves, or been reJewvenated by someone else.

Description: Im muig. "I'm a cat" in Sindarin.

Description: Nanyë yaulë. "I'm a cat" in Quenya.

Description: vIghro' jIH. "I'm a cat" in tlhIngan Hol.

Description: Esperanta versio de la fama memea ĉemizo. Naskitaj por morti, mondo estas fek', mortigu ĉiujn 1989, mi estas rubulo, 410 757 864 530 mortintaj policanoj!

Description: Solidarity in Hebrew (סולידריות) and Arabic (تضامن).

Description: Solidarity in Hebrew (סולידריות) and Arabic (تضامن).

Description: Solidarity in Hebrew (סולידריות) and Arabic (تضامن).

Description: Even in a time like today, everyone knows Kahane was wrong (כהנא טעה).

Description: Even in a time like today, everyone knows Kahane was wrong (כהנא טעה).

Description: Even in a time like today, everyone knows Kahane wasn't right (כהנא לא צדק).

Description: For genderfluid people who are antifascists.

Description: Remember this phrase? Those were the days.

Description: Transmener zenen mener. טראַנסמענער זענען מענער. Trans men are men.

Description: The meaning of Chanukah: violent anti-imperialism leads to miracles.

Description: La signifo de Ĥanuko: perforta kontraŭimperiismo kondukas al mirakloj.

Description: Der pshat fun Khanike: der anti-imperializm mit gevald derfirt tsu nisem. דער פּשט פֿון חנוכּה: דער אַנטי־אימפּעריאַליזם מיט געוואַלד דערפֿירט צו נסים. The meaning of Hanukkah: violent anti-imperialism leads to miracles.

Description: If you say "Merry Christmas," I will throw a dreidel at you.

Description: For agender people who are antifascists.

Description: For asexual people who are antifascists.