Totes

Description: "hôn fos nîmû li hêfîn ôfo, nîmû li gonzîl êto" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Hisyeo, an extremely obscure constructed language and a Tokiponido (a language built on Toki Pona's design principles).

Description: "hôn fos nîmû li hêfîn ôfo, nîmû li gonzîl êto" — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Hisyeo, an extremely obscure constructed language and a Tokiponido (a language built on Toki Pona's design principles).

Description: "ɵ̄ʃ ʌ ʌſ ʋȷ ʜ̄ȷ ōı ƨȷ، ʌſ ʋȷ xıxſɕ ʋ̄" (Likanu script) / "hon ta tu le pen in ne, tu le kikuwa lan" (Latin) — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Kokanu, a minimalist constructed language built on Toki Pona's design principles (a Tokiponido).

Description: "ɵ̄ʃ ʌ ʌſ ʋȷ ʜ̄ȷ ōı ƨȷ، ʌſ ʋȷ xıxſɕ ʋ̄" (Likanu script) / "hon ta tu le pen in ne, tu le kikuwa lan" (Latin) — "If you understand this, you are very strange" in Kokanu, a minimalist constructed language built on Toki Pona's design principles (a Tokiponido).

Description: Sili to pochuye xiting, to pagal. If you understand this, you're nuts.

Description: "va'o lo nu do smujmi ti kei do mutce cizra" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Lojban, a logical constructed language designed around formal predicate logic.

Description: "va'o lo nu do smujmi ti kei do mutce cizra" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Lojban, a logical constructed language designed around formal predicate logic.

Description: "If suemol atosi, binol vemo bisarik" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Volapük, a 19th-century constructed international auxiliary language.

Description: "If suemol atosi, binol vemo bisarik" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Volapük, a 19th-century constructed international auxiliary language.

Description: "Qui hanyal sina, lal na sanya" — "If you understand this, you're not normal" in Quenya (Tengwar script), Tolkien's Elvish language from The Lord of the Rings.

Description: "Qui hanyal sina, lal na sanya" — "If you understand this, you're not normal" in Quenya (Tengwar script), Tolkien's Elvish language from The Lord of the Rings.

Description: mu'tlheghvam Dayajchugh bIHujqu'. "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Klingon.

Description: mu'tlheghvam Dayajchugh bIHujqu'. "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Klingon.

Description: Of all the great alt-right quotes, perhaps the best are the last words of Benito Mussolini: "So Much For The Tolerant Left."

Description: Of all the great alt-right quotes, perhaps the best are the last words of Benito Mussolini: "So Much For The Tolerant Left."

Description: Iūdēisċ. "Jew" in Old English. Works for any gender.

Description: Iūdēisċ. "Jew" in Old English. Works for any gender.

Description: Jevrejka. "Jew" in Interslavic Cyrillic.

Description: Jevrejka. "Jew" in Interslavic Cyrillic.

Description: Јевреј. "Jew" in Interslavic Cyrillic.

Description: Јевреј. "Jew" in Interslavic Cyrillic.

Description: Jevrejka. "Jew" in Interslavic.

Description: Jevrejka. "Jew" in Interslavic.

Description: Jevrej. "Jew" in Interslavic.

Description: Jevrej. "Jew" in Interslavic.

Description: The word "Jew" (feminine) in Polish.

Description: The word "Jew" (feminine) in Polish.

Description: The word "Jew" (mascuiine) in Polish.

Description: The word "Jew" (mascuiine) in Polish.

Description: Jewrzej - "Jew" in the constructed language Wenedyk. For more on Wenedyk, check out: http://steen.free.fr/wenedyk/index.html

Description: Jewrzej - "Jew" in the constructed language Wenedyk. For more on Wenedyk, check out: http://steen.free.fr/wenedyk/index.html

Description: "אויב דו פֿאַרשטייסט דאָס, עס! עס! דו ביסט צו דאַר!" (Oyb du farshteyst dos, es! es! du bist tsu dar!) — "If you understand this, eat! eat! you're too thin!" in Yiddish, playing on the classic Jewish-mother trope.

Description: "אויב דו פֿאַרשטייסט דאָס, עס! עס! דו ביסט צו דאַר!" (Oyb du farshteyst dos, es! es! du bist tsu dar!) — "If you understand this, eat! eat! you're too thin!" in Yiddish, playing on the classic Jewish-mother trope.

Description: Sili to pochuye xiting, to pagal. If you understand this, you're nuts.

Description: Ĉiuj policistoj estas aĉuloj!

Description: Ĉiuj policistoj estas aĉuloj!