Kids Hoodies

Description: "If suemol atosi, binol vemo bisarik" — "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Volapük, a 19th-century constructed international auxiliary language.

Description: "Qui hanyal sina, lal na sanya" — "If you understand this, you're not normal" in Quenya (Tengwar script), Tolkien's Elvish language from The Lord of the Rings.

Description: "Qui hanyal sina, lal na sanya" — "If you understand this, you're not normal" in Quenya (Tengwar script), Tolkien's Elvish language from The Lord of the Rings.

Description: mu'tlheghvam Dayajchugh bIHujqu'. "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Klingon.

Description: mu'tlheghvam Dayajchugh bIHujqu'. "If you understand this, you're very strange" in Klingon.

Description: Of all the great alt-right quotes, perhaps the best are the last words of Benito Mussolini: "So Much For The Tolerant Left."

Description: Of all the great alt-right quotes, perhaps the best are the last words of Benito Mussolini: "So Much For The Tolerant Left."

Description: Iūdēisċ. "Jew" in Old English. Works for any gender.

Description: Iūdēisċ. "Jew" in Old English. Works for any gender.

Description: Jevrejka. "Jew" in Interslavic Cyrillic.

Description: Jevrejka. "Jew" in Interslavic Cyrillic.

Description: Јевреј. "Jew" in Interslavic Cyrillic.

Description: Јевреј. "Jew" in Interslavic Cyrillic.

Description: Jevrejka. "Jew" in Interslavic.

Description: Jevrejka. "Jew" in Interslavic.

Description: Jevrej. "Jew" in Interslavic.

Description: Jevrej. "Jew" in Interslavic.

Description: The word "Jew" (feminine) in Polish.

Description: The word "Jew" (feminine) in Polish.

Description: The word "Jew" (mascuiine) in Polish.

Description: The word "Jew" (mascuiine) in Polish.

Description: Jewrzej - "Jew" in the constructed language Wenedyk. For more on Wenedyk, check out: http://steen.free.fr/wenedyk/index.html

Description: Jewrzej - "Jew" in the constructed language Wenedyk. For more on Wenedyk, check out: http://steen.free.fr/wenedyk/index.html

Description: "אויב דו פֿאַרשטייסט דאָס, עס! עס! דו ביסט צו דאַר!" (Oyb du farshteyst dos, es! es! du bist tsu dar!) — "If you understand this, eat! eat! you're too thin!" in Yiddish, playing on the classic Jewish-mother trope.

Description: "אויב דו פֿאַרשטייסט דאָס, עס! עס! דו ביסט צו דאַר!" (Oyb du farshteyst dos, es! es! du bist tsu dar!) — "If you understand this, eat! eat! you're too thin!" in Yiddish, playing on the classic Jewish-mother trope.

Description: Sili to pochuye xiting, to pagal. If you understand this, you're nuts.

Description: Ĉiuj policistoj estas aĉuloj!

Description: Ĉiuj policistoj estas aĉuloj!

Description: OPA - Outer Planets Alliance in the trans pride colors.

Description: "MCCCXII. Omnes vigiles publici furciferi sunt." — "1312. All public watchmen are scoundrels" in Latin, pairing the numeric ACAB code with vigiles publici, the actual name of ancient Rome's police and fire-watch force.

Description: "1312" in hexadecimal (0x520).

Description: 1312 in Hebrew numerals: א׳שי״ב.

Description: Tuci policrzy są pyciesyni. "All cops are sons of bitches" in Wenedyk.

Description: Tuci policrzy są pyciesyni. "All cops are sons of bitches" in Wenedyk.

Description: גיי נישט פֿאַר, כ׳וועל דיר אפֿשר נישט נאָכגיין. גיי נישט נאָך מיר, כ׳וועל דיך אפֿשר נישט פֿירן. גיי פּשוט לעבן מיר און זײַ מײַן חבֿר. gey nisht far mir, kh'vel dikh efsher nisht nokhgeyn. gey nisht nokh mir; kh'vel dikh efsher nisht firn. gey poshet lebn mir un zay mayn khaver. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Description: גיי נישט פֿאַר, כ׳וועל דיר אפֿשר נישט נאָכגיין. גיי נישט נאָך מיר, כ׳וועל דיך אפֿשר נישט פֿירן. גיי פּשוט לעבן מיר און זײַ מײַן חבֿר. gey nisht far mir, kh'vel dikh efsher nisht nokhgeyn. gey nisht nokh mir; kh'vel dikh efsher nisht firn. gey poshet lebn mir un zay mayn khaver. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.