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Description: Show your pride in being part of the Globohomo™ elite.

Description: El problema de nosotros los judíos no es un u otro tipo de judío, sino el antisemitismo.

Description: "Putin je chuj" — "Putin is a dick" in Czech and Slovak, the Czech/Slovak equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. On the back of the T-shirt only, the original Ukrainian version appears.

Description: Xanti? Kam yu Globasa? Peace! Do you speak Globasa?

Description: Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the socialister it is. OpenDyslexic version.

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Description: Abortion on demand is good, actually.

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Description: El problema de nosotros los judíos no es un u otro tipo de judío, sino el antisemitismo.

Description: The text "[citation needed]" in the OpenDyslexic font. Comes in handy for protests, counterprotests, and so on.

Description: Abortion on demand is good, actually.

Description: Nevi ferí belta. "Free Belter Navy" in Lang Belta.

Description: LGBT fo Inyarosh. "LGBT for Inaros" in Lang Belta codeswitched with English (as the word "LGBT" has no known equivalent in Lang Belta).

Description: Le problème chez nous les Juifs n'est pas tel ou tel groupe de Juifs, mais l'antisémitisme.

Description: "Putin on mulkku" — "Putin is a dick" in Finnish, the Finnish equivalent of "Putin khuylo," a viral Ukrainian anti-Putin chant that began at a 2014 football match and spread into an international protest slogan. On the back of the T-shirt only, the original Ukrainian also appears.

Description: "tlhabjaj qurDIStan" - "Free Kurdistan!" in Klingon, the constructed language from Star Trek.

Description: Show your solidarity with Palestine with "Et frit Palæstina," an actual Danish phrase used for "A free Palestine," chanted outside Christiansborg (the Danish parliament) and the name of an ongoing organized solidarity movement across Denmark.

Description: Trans and/or neurodivergent? Show that you're a huge problem to a sane world.

Description: Trans and/or neurodivergent? Show that you're a huge problem to a sane world.

Description: Trans and/or neurodivergent? Show that you're a huge problem to a sane world.

Description: "This machine kills fascists" in Woodie Guthrie-like handwriting.

Description: Le problème chez nous les Juifs n'est pas tel ou tel groupe de Juifs, mais l'antisémitisme.

Description: You might enjoy being mean to me, but my voices are meaner than you could ever hope to be, so it's a drop in the bucket.

Description: We live in an anxiety. At least I do, and so do all my partners. If you also live in an anxiety, this is probably for you. I hate writing these.

Description: Esta máquina mata fascistas.

Description: Diese Maschine tötet Faschisten.

Description: Le problème chez nous les Juifs n'est pas tel ou tel groupe de Juifs, mais l'antisémitisme.

Description: "Putin est nebulo" — "Putin is a scoundrel" in Latin, using nebulo, a well-attested Roman term of contempt found throughout Cicero and Plautus. On the back of the T-shirt only, the Ukrainian original also appears.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

Description: Ta mašina usmrčaje fašistov. "This machine kills fascists" in Interslavic, in Woody Guthrie-like handwriting.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

Description: tomo len sina li pona lukin a, jan Jakapo o! tomo ali sina kin li sama, jan Isale o!

Description: Le problème chez nous les Juifs n'est pas tel ou tel groupe de Juifs, mais l'antisémitisme.

Description: The Toki Pona word for "crazy" or "mad," nasa, in sitelen pona. Note: The Toki Pona Dictionary avoids translating nasa this way, unlike earlier Toki Pona works, but I'm continuing to use it as a form of crazy/mad pride.

Description: o tawa ala lon sinpin mi. ken la mi tawa ala lon monsi. o tawa ala lon monsi mi. ken la mi tawa ala lon sinpin. o tawa taso lon poka mi o kama jan pona mi.