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Description: If you've never been cringe, you've never been free.

Description: ilo ni li moli e jan ni: ona li pana utala e nasin majuna. This machine kills people who violently impose the old ways.

Description: jan o ken ala lawa e sina. Toki Pona for "may no one be able to rule you" or "become ungovernable." Have you ever seen a hippo chase away a lioness?

Description: אם את.ה מבינ.ה את זה, אני ואת.ה בסכנה. "If you understand this, you and I are in danger" in Hebrew, using gender-neutral notation.

Description: "Szabad Kurdisztánt!" Hungarian for "Free Kurdistan!"

Description: Le cringe c'est la liberté.

Description: Cringe sein heißt frei sein.

Description: ilo ni li moli e jan ni: ona li pana utala e nasin majuna. This machine kills people who violently impose the old ways.

Description: Ser cringe es ser libre.

Description: jan o ken ala lawa e sina. Toki Pona for "may no one be able to rule you" or "become ungovernable." Have you ever seen a hippo chase away a lioness?

Description: A sophisticated joke for mature people.

Description: Milowda gonya du livit detim imalowda decho. "We will outlive them" in Lang Belta.

Description: The word "Jew" in Globasa (Yehudiyen).

Description: And every day, but preferably right now.

Description: Kowl zákomang dzhemang. "All cops are bastards" in Lang Belta.

Description: Deveni nongovernable. Tu ia vide a cualce ves un ipopotamo cual xasa un leon a via?

Description: אני זאב. ani z'év. "I'm a wolf" in Hebrew.

Description: גיי נישט פֿאַר, כ׳וועל דיר אפֿשר נישט נאָכגיין. גיי נישט נאָך מיר, כ׳וועל דיך אפֿשר נישט פֿירן. גיי פּשוט לעבן מיר און זײַ מײַן חבֿר. gey nisht far mir, kh'vel dikh efsher nisht nokhgeyn. gey nisht nokh mir; kh'vel dikh efsher nisht firn. gey poshet lebn mir un zay mayn khaver. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Description: אני זאבה. ani z'evá. "I'm a she-wolf" in Hebrew.

Description: Esperanto amas Tokiponon. toki Epelanto li olin e toki pona. Esperanto loves Toki Pona.

Description: גיי נישט פֿאַר, כ׳וועל דיר אפֿשר נישט נאָכגיין. גיי נישט נאָך מיר, כ׳וועל דיך אפֿשר נישט פֿירן. גיי פּשוט לעבן מיר און זײַ מײַן חבֿר. gey nisht far mir, kh'vel dikh efsher nisht nokhgeyn. gey nisht nokh mir; kh'vel dikh efsher nisht firn. gey poshet lebn mir un zay mayn khaver. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Description: Deveni nongovernable. Tu ia vide a cualce ves un ipopotamo cual xasa un leon a via?

Description: woman /ˈwʊm.ən/, n. an adult human feline.

Description: Farkas vagyok. "I'm a wolf" in Hungarian.

Description: Tuci policrzy są pyciesyni. "All cops are sons of bitches" in Wenedyk.

Description: mi soweli wawa. "I'm a wolf" in Toki Pona.

Description: mi soweli wawa. "I'm a wolf" in Toki Pona.

Description: Tuci policrzy są pyciesyni. "All cops are sons of bitches" in Wenedyk.

Description: Tota de mundo odia la polisia. "Everyone hates the police" in Elefen.

Description: "الكل يكره الشرطة" — "Everyone hates the police" in Arabic, paired with the classic anarchist symbol.

Description: "كردستان حرة" (Kurdistan Hurra), "Free Kurdistan" in Arabic, rendered in a modern Kufi typeface, the angular, geometric branch of Arabic script.

Description: Make everyone around you groan with this: "Oedipus was one tragic motherfucker."

Description: Please excuse me; I'm just a backwoods Ohio bumpkin who doesn't understand your big city ways. Normally I'm unapologetic about who I am, but Ohio is the exception.

Description: mi soweli wawa. "I'm a wolf" in Toki Pona.

Description: Sosyalismo sen denwatu hu krasi fale xey, ji folki krasi fale max xey, to sen maxmo sosyalismoli.

Description: 1312 in Hebrew numerals: א׳שי״ב.